The adventures of Troll the Charity Gonk (one)

	Troll was a simple guy, he spent many a long hour whiling away his time with two BBC comedy legends, Morecambe and Wise, for a while they all lived happily together, renting space in a charity shop, just Eric, Ernie and Troll. Enough was enough Troll thought, too much of a good thing is not healthy.
When I first met Troll he was valued at just £1.50, he had attracted my attention with his long blue flowing locks and rainbow sideburns, All the Troll for Just £1.50, can't be bad I thought. We both marched up to the counter and paid our dues (all £1.50 of them)
	Would you believe it? no sooner had we left the charity shop, Troll insisted that I buy him a pint, what a cheek, I'd already spent £1.50 his exit fee from the charity shop and on top of that he expected a pint. Bosch that was over £2.00, he'd only been in my life 30 minutes and already he'd cost me £3.50
Because I had first spotted troll in a charity shop, I decided to christen him with the name, "Troll the Charity Gonk" I blessed him with a pint of lager in the moon and spoon, on the slough high street. Just for the record, the moon and spoon was a smoking pub at the time but isn't now all customers that wish to smoke have to leave the premises, good customers such as troll surprisingly are included in the ban.
	Troll the charity gonk was eagerly anticipating his new adventures, being at home with me so straight from the pub we made our way to the bus stop, we waited for a bus for ages, can you guess what happened next? (call back for the further adventures of Troll the charity gonk)

The Database Troll

Beware, be very aware, the Trolls are watching you.

Here Troll can be seen on the

Number 74 bus, travelling from High Wycombe towards Slough.

Troll the Firestarter.

Troll the charity gonk and Magie le Penn are spending an evening

indoors watching YouTube.

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